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| The Colonel's Story ~:~ Episode 3 On the assumption that you would be getting bored with me waffling on about the old days, I had intended to make this episode short and sweet. But on looking for the odd photograph etc. to make it more interesting, I found two long forgotten files, and now I am hooked on this trip down memory lane, so I would like to share a few more stories with you. Most enlightening, there is a little magazine, which was produced by Mike Warman and entitled The Kings Army Southern Tercio Issue number 1 : 21st October 1974. It is interesting to see the size of Lunsfords, with 4 companies, compared to the rest, particularly as Winchesters had been a company of Lunsfords until Berkley. Note that I am now down with George Potter as commanding the Norfolk Company and also with Dick Bant (I don’t remember him, perhaps he never came back from sick leave) as commanding the Trayne of Artillery. Also found is a picture of the wedding of Pete and Lois referred to in the Bristol Lunsfords contribution. It is interesting to see some of the old faces again, even if one cannot remember their names. ~:~ So here we are, coming to the end of 1974, and I am now on the Council of War for the Kings Army, am in administrative charge of the Norfolk Company of Lunsfords, and have a battery of guns to keep me occupied on the field. I loved the social side of Lunsfords and of the Kings Army generally, but, being an arrant coward, had no desire to become involved in the cut and thrust of the Pike Regiment. Nasty minded pikemen tend to have respect for big guns that go bang! For 1975 the muster list given in the King’s Army Officers handbook reads as follows;
Whitehall Parade Welsh Campaign Dundee, Scotland Brill, Oxon. Sedgemoor, Somerset Burton Constable Newport Pagnell Doddington, near Bristol Barthomley, Cheshire Ewshot, near Aldershot |
Of these, I only remember going to Whitehall, Brill, Doddington and Ewshot. The Welsh campaign involved living rough on the Welsh mountains and was not for me. Dundee and Barthomley I have no recollection of, and possibly we did not get the information. Sedgemore and Newport Pagnell we did know about, but maybe we were busy with other things. Also, if you look at the Southern Tercio magazine you will see a somewhat different muster list, namely;
Spring Bank Holiday May Mid June 26/27 July 2/3 August August Bank Holiday | R.A. (Welsh Campaign?) Beeston Castle Yeovil Romsey Jersey Bristol (Doddington) |
And again, I have no memory of Beeston or Romsey. So just to make sure of what actually happened I have found my wife’s diaries, and I think it might be interesting to actually record a year in the life of an early Lunsford. This is what we actually did in 1974/75;
Nov 1 Nov. 11 Jan. 26 Feb.23 March 22/23 April 20 May 3/4 June 14/15 June 21/22 June 28/29 July 11 July 20 July 28/Aug 6 Aug. 16 Aug 23/24/25 Sept 20/21 Sept 27/28 Nov 23 Dec. 6/7 | Winchester Banquet Norwich Banquet Whitehall Naseby protest march and muster (SK) Wayford Bridge, Norfolk CoW meeting in London Putney Brill Yeovil Reepham Battle Fressingfield Mediaeval Fair Reepham Drill Jersey (Invite) Downham Market Doddington Ewshot Scarborough (SK) CoW London Norwich (training weekend and NRS AGM) |
Added to this there was a Lunsford meeting in a pub called the Gibraltar Gardens (the Adam and Eve mentioned in the Tercio magazine had become too small for the numbers involved) every week, and rarely a week goes by without some reference to itinerant roundheads and/or cavaliers coming to stay. Taking the events one by one;
Winchester Banquet According to the diary at least Joan and I went, but I have no memory of it.
Norfolk Banquet
Norfolk Lunsfords ran a second Banquet at Swannington Hall in November. The arrangement for the first banquet, where the ticket price included unlimited free booze, had been a disaster, and we decided to get a license and have a paying bar. Roger Cawdron, landlord of the Adam and Eve pub in Norwich where we held our meetings, applied for the license, but at the last moment was unable to go to the hearing, and I had to go to a Magistrates Court at Reepham in deepest Norfolk, on the morning of the banquet, to apply for this license. It was an interesting meeting for somebody who had had no previous experience of such a thing. I explained who we were, what we did and so on and the police representative objected on principle to any license at all, but the magistrates, all elderly ‘county’ types, said “but these people are Royalists, of course you can have a license, what time do you want it till?”. Being a novice I asked for 1.00am Sunday. The police quickly pointed out that no licenses were granted after 11.30pm on Saturday, which was the universal custom in those days, but they could quote no law or Act of Parliament which actually prohibited it and once again “these people are Royalists, license granted”, and so we got one of the first, if not the first, extension into Sunday morning.
And a footnote to this story, it was a good job that we had the license because during the evening a chimney fire occurred in another part of the Hall, nothing to do with us, but the place was full of firemen and policemen so that we had to close dead on time. But at that stage, I lived in a big, 7 bed roomed, 3 reception roomed, Victorian house in Norwich and had set up a bar in the dining room so the party adjourned to there. Local Norwich people, including us, had offered floor space to all our visitors, but when the time came neither visitors nor locals wanted to leave and we finished up with 85 people sleeping in the house. This was an all time record, but you must remember that I had four children in late teens or early twenties, and 12 Stanley Avenue was very much an open house, and Lunsfords had become like an extended family to us. And whereas many of the youngsters could not ‘talk’ to their own parents, they were quite happy to discuss their problems with ‘the boss’.
Whitehall It was some years before the Whitehall parade settled down into its present form, and each year the route was different. I have no idea which this was, but one that sticks in the mind was when we formed up in Victoria Embankment Gardens in a snow storm.
Naseby This was a protest march through Market Harborough, and one day event organised by the Sealed Knot on the actual battlefield to draw attention to proposals to take a motorway across the Battlefield. It was well supported by the King's Army and various Roundhead units (I don't think the Roundhead Association had been formed yet) as well as the Knot, and if my memory serve me correct a slight deviation of the route was ultimately obtained, but the A14 still cuts across the Battlefield. (A prominent objector to the scheme at the time was our own Eve, but when she married Shaughan Ferguson, had children of her own, and went to live in Lubenham, near Market Harborough, she found that the traffic problem was so bad that she changed sides completely and became a fervent supporter of the scheme) Lunsfords had agreed to meet up at a pub on the way home, but a dense fog came down and most of them missed it!
Wayford Bridge Is a village near Norwich, and the pub was a free house and one of the first to break away from the keg beer stranglehold and serve real ale. As such it became very popular, especially with Lunsfords, who, in turn became popular with the landlord for their capacity for beer and their good behaviour.There was a field at the back of the pub, and we were allowed to use this for training weekends. I remember that Brian McNierny, who was then a Pennyman in Liverpool, brought some troops down, and a good weekend was had by all. In the pub on Saturday night the Abbot and Adnams was flowing nicely, when Brian, unused to such niceties, asked plaintively 'can I have a Double Diamond please'. Of course, he later moved to Norfolk, joined Lunsfords, and now is a leading exponent of real ale!
Putney This was a one day (Saturday) event held on a degree day in the grounds of a college where one of our Lunsfords had graduated. (it seems a little early to have been a normal degree day - maybe it was a specialist college of some kind. If you should ever read this, Nigel, we would love to hear from you) Two things stick in my memory about this weekend, and neither of them to do with the actual battle. On the Sunday Morning half a dozen of us went for breakfast to a little caf' run by a Greek (I think). A couple of yobs, high on drugs, tried to get out without paying and started throwing tomato sauce bottles at the mirrors. They were quickly ejected by the Lunsfords and a couple of bus drivers who happened to be near them, and the Greek followed them out to try and get some recompense for the damage. Tempers ran high, and unfortunately he belted one of them just as the police arrived, so of course he got done for GBH whilst the yobs walked away free. After a lunch and sing song in a pub somewhere near the river, Norfolk Lunsfords decided to go into London and see the sights, and a convoy of several cars and a van set off. Everybody had changed into civvies except one Laurie Pay who was leading the convoy. When we got to Lavender Hill and Battersea Town Hall, it appeared that it was Borough Anniversary celebration of some sort, and we saw the Mayor in full regalia, tricorn hat and all, on the steps making an announcement. Laurie, in full costume, got out and asked him what he was doing in those funny clothes, and of course, the mayor reciprocated the question. So we explained who we were, and as they had an all day license in the Town Hall and were invited in to help them drink the beer, so in return we rapidly got changed back into costume and gave several demonstrations of sword play, musket drill, cannon fire and even a bit of point of pike in the street outside, as well as. A jolly good day was had by all and I see that Joan notes 'arrived home at 12.30'
Reepham
Is a small town, (well, village nowadays) in Norfolk. By an ancient Charter it can hold a Hiring Fair, known as “The Strawberry Fair”, on June 28th, and for this day the town square can be closed to traffic. Nobody had bothered about this for years, but in 1975 June 28th fell on a Saturday and the local British Legion decided to resurrect the fair as a fund raising event. I was works director of a precast concrete company not far away, and one of my carpenters, who knew of my hobby and who was on the committee of the Legion, suggested to them that a battle might make a centre piece of their celebrations. And so it came to pass, and for the noble sum of £50 we agreed to put on a display. And what a display it was. There were three pubs on the square, one being an old coaching in with an archway to a yard at the back, from which you could get onto a back lane. Casualties were dragged through this arch by the camp followers, after which they could go left or right to rejoin their own side. This was one of the few battles where nobody minded playing dead for a few minutes! The script was that a troop of Roundheads descended on the town raping and looting as was their wont. The local population objected, whereupon the cropheads retaliated with a hanging from the arch and the burning of a witch in the middle of the square. Then a body of gallant cavaliers drove the enemy out and there was attack and counter attack for the rest of the afternoon. (battles went on for at least two hours in those days) We even had musketeers on top of the Church Tower overlooking the square, complete with life size dummies to throw off after an exchange of shot. There was a wonderful party that night, with all the locals joining in with us, and a great time was had by all. Next morning there was a very bruised Tim Kelly, and his story was that towards the end of the celebrations he decided he would like to look at the sea, so he drove up to the coast somewhere near Cromer, and managed to fall down the sandy cliff!
The committee and the local populace wanted a repeat on the Sunday, but of course could not close the square, so they paid us a bit extra to cover the cost of explosives and we put on a skirmish on the farm behind our camp site. Letter received after the event.
Fressingfield
This one does not ring a bell, but we were there, as the cutting from the Norfolk and Suffolk Journal shows. Joan and I are on the right of the picture, and for the sake of authenticity in those days I wore a long haired wig.
Reepham Drill The landlord of the Brewery House pub in Reepham had become a friend and he let us use a couple of fields that he owned for what we would now call a training weekend. My son Dave was at Lanchester College in Coventry and had recruited another Company for Lunsfords, and he brought a couple of van loads over for this event.
Jersey
Well, we didn’t in the end fly there, but we did discard our civvies, don our costumes, take a coach and leave Norwich at 8.00pm on Monday 28th July. We called at pub in London to pick up another contingent from there, and drove through the night to catch a boat from Weymouth to St Helier.On Tuesday 29th July, Joan records that we arrived at 8.00 and had a grand evening at Devils Hole, where Jerseys hold their meeting. On Wednesday “saw floats being built” and on Thursday 31st we took part in the parade and Battle of Flowers, a wonderful experience. Saturday 2nd August was the Battle of Gorey Castle. This took place on a green between the road and the castle and for this battle I changed sides with the big guns and fought for the Roundheads attacking the Castle. I remember that we had our backs to the audience, who were along the edge of the road, and there was a pub on the other side of the road. It was extremely hot weather, the grass on the green was mown quite short and was like tinder, so that every time we fired, little bits of smouldering cardboard from the maroons would set fire to it and we were forever rushing forwards to beat the fires out . It must have rather spoilt the effect for the audience.
In the Civil War, Gorey Castle was defended for a long time by a woman, Lady De Carteret, and half way through the battle there was a scene where Lady De Carteret, played by Joan, (it shows what high esteem Joan was already held in for them to ask her to take this part rather than one of their own local women), came out of the castle gate to a parley. This gave son Dave and me the opportunity to nip over the road to the pub. I remember that we were so hot in the costume that there was a pool of sweat on the floor round us. The landlord was quite grumpy, not because of the sweat, but because he was used to leisurely afternoons (pubs in Jersey were open all day even then), and we had brought all these people to watch the battle and he was having to work hard to serve them!
On Sunday we had another battle with the local SK, and we returned from Jersey on Tuesday 5th August, arriving back in Norwich by coach again at 1.30 am next day. Altogether a very good holiday and muster. Two footnotes to this story; A chap called Mike O’Connor got somewhat inebriated on the boat on the way back. There was a long walk along the platform for the boat train, and Mike fell off the platform and hit his head on the rail. We took him to the hospital, but they said he was just drunk and discharged him. We had to catch the coach back to Norfolk, and he was not with that party so we left him on a bench on the sea front to sober up. The rest is hearsay, but apparently the police also said he was drunk and threatened to arrest him, so he moved onto the beach where he spent the night. Now he may have been drunk, but he was also heavily concussed, and I believe he never did fully recover. Swannington Manor, where we held the Norfolk banquet, belonged to the mother of one of our members, and she ran a very successful transport business. She had agreed to cart the big fibreglass guns to and from Jersey for us for free. They got there OK, but on the way back they had been packed in some empty crates, and as the transport was free they were not shown on the manifest. Unfortunately the customs decided to do a spot check on that particular lorry, and were somewhat horrified to find a load of guns, albeit only mock ones. We got them back in the end but only after a lot of hassle for the transport company. They never took anything for free for us again.
Downham Market This was a one day event organised by Brian McNierny, who had found himself a Norfolk girl friend in that part of the world. The memory is dim, over to you Brian!
Doddington Just off the M4 at Junction 18, and as far as I remember, organised by Mike Warman. Two interesting things happened at Doddington. On the way on Friday I had called in at a firework factory and collected a bulk supply of Crow Scarers and Maroons for this and subsequent battles. A good evening was had in the beer tent, and then I drove back to the Compasses where I was staying B&B. Next morning I couldn’t remember where I had parked the car (it must have been a very good evening), but Joan remembered and it had been stolen and wasn’t there. Panic! How do we have a battle without any bangs? There was a big pop festival going on somewhere nearby, and once the police realised there were explosives involved they pulled out all the stops. How they did it I do not know, but they turned up half an hour before the start of the battle with the boxes of ammunition that they said they had found in a ditch, having presumably been thrown out of the car. Fortunately it was all there and the Battle could go ahead. There was a little valley with a lake, and the camp site and audience were on one side of the lake with the battlefield on the opposite hillside. To get my guns on and off the battlefield I had to go some distance up the valley to where the feeding stream was narrow enough to get the heavy Langley guns across, so that by the time I got back to the camp site after the battle I found that there had been some sort of acrimonious meeting where people were jockeying for position in the hierarchy of the Army, and that Mike Warman had resigned, deserted to the Roundheads, and nominated me to be CO of Lunsfords.
~:~ So there you have it. That is how I came to be CO, which is where we started this narrative. But of course, at that time I was only a Captain so can I bore you more by telling you of events leading up to my becoming Colonell?
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