In January 1985 we got a letter which I think is worth reading


Obviously we were in desperate need of a Knight in Shining Armour!
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The majors for 1985 are officially now listed as
January 27th Whitehall Parade
May 25/26/27 Trowbridge
June 28/29 Witton Castle
July 3&4 Ford Castle, Berwick
September 7/8 Bristol
So the Knight in Shining Armour managed to produce three Major Musters in reponse to the letter in January, and for two of these, I am proud to say, he was wearing the Lunsford Blue!
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Whitehall Parade, 27th January in 1985 was quite memorable, not for the Parade but for the Party on the Saturday Night. This was again held in the Royal Angus, and it so happened that it was my son Mike’s 21st Birthday on the Sunday. We had a private bar in the basement, and at midnight a Birthday Cake with 21 candles was duly brought in, followed by a stripogram, lots of jollification and a good time was had by all.
Well, not quite all, it seems!
We found out next day that when the 21 candles were lit on the cake they set off a smoke alarm, which we didn’t hear, but all the other residents upstairs were ousted from their beds or whatever and paraded outside in the street!
The Parade itself “dry but cold—snow on the way home-17 people came for stew”
Well, people going back to Norwich or the West Country needed a bit of sustenance.
Trowbridge Late May Bank Holiday, 25/26/27 May.
The first of the two Lunsford musters! This one was found and organised by Nigel Hallworth, Aidi’s brother. According to Joan’s diary, we got to the Polebarn Hotel on Saturday, when it was “very windy but dry”
Joan always kept a record of where we stayed. We missed the camaraderie of the campsite, but way back in the fifties I had a back operation, since when I have found it very difficult to get up from the prone position, so a bed has been essential and camping has been out.
For Sunday we have “Lovely sunny morning, but started to rain at Lunch time--small audience---Pig Roast”
on Monday “wet most of the day-surprisingly some watched”
And on Tuesday “Lovely sunny day”
In fact on Monday it rained all day until after the Battle, but was sunny and warm in the evening as the troops were leaving, and we had a heat wave for the next week! Typical!
I remember a fairly long narrow battlefield with an RA camp at one end which the KA attacked. It was so wet that we couldn’t keep the powder dry and the guns were not very effective so the gun crews took the opportunity of occupying the RA Camp when their soldiers were all out on the field.
The PA system broke down with the wet, and the commentator made a valiant effort to compensate by running up and down the safety zone shouting, and that is my memory.
I have now had some input from Aidi, (who confirms that Nigel was the finder & organiser with himself as Muster Supervisor), which has enabled me to enlarge on the story.
The event was the entitled, rather grandly, “Battle of the Biss”. It was held at Biss Farm (Biss being the little “brook/stream” which ran across the land) on the southern edge of Trowbridge. The Sponsor was the “Karl Alpha Foundation”, a local mental health “group” who didn’t make any profit from the event because of the weather. It had been so wet that some wag put a notice up as members left at the end which said “Remember to ship your oars as you leave”
The Landlord of the nearest pub, The Castle about a mile away, found a Hopton asleep in his outside loos on the Sunday morning who reportedly asked if he could have breakfast when they woke him up, adding that it was the only dry place he could find to sleep!!
The horse-box had difficulty getting the angle into the horse-field & got stuck for a while causing a very large traffic jam. Further problems were caused by some helpful soul “stealing” all the ECWS signs that had been put out on the Friday night (well, we were in quite a strong SK area but that was only ever a suspicion).
The proper “portaloos” – the multi-wagon type – kept getting blocked so that Nigel spent many a night-time hour with his rubber-gloved hand stuck down them trying to get them going again whilst Jane Lawrence or Aidi held a hurricane lamp over him.
Manny also did one of his memorable hog-roasts (how he kept it dry I don’t now recall) and Aidi had to keep getting boot-full’s of wood offcuts in his orange Ford Escort to keep him going with it – Aidi says it seemed a never-ending chore at the time.
The other thing that springs to mind (I think that it was at Trowbridge, anyway) was when Fred Lawrence, who was the KA SFX bod at the time (can’t remember his appointment title now), accidentally “blew up” one of the musketeers (Ron Crouch) who was leaning over a mock powder-barrel as Fred set it off. Lost all his eye-brows!! I think that we also had quite good fun defending some basic JCB dug earthworks at this one – but it never did stop raining. As ever, the sponsor was amazed that we carried on with it at all.
Witton Castle 29/30 June
This was the third and last Witton.
We travelled up on Friday, and after a bad journey arrived at the Castle at 8.30pm. The caretaker at the Castle had a flat in the stable block and this year was doing B&B, so we stayed there. Very convenient!
The diary tells us:-
Saturday 29th—Good weather—only five injured—one bad cut
Sunday 30th—good battle—rough at end—Sportsman evening—then Castle—good sing-song.
Well, I can’t comment on that very much. What a change to have good weather! I do remember that at the end of the battle the attackers stormed the six or eight foot high wall to the terrace, and things always got a bit rough at this stage.
In episode 7 I tell how we went off to a local pub to dry out and get warm, and how friendly they were. This must have been The Sportsman,, but I can find no reference to it now so it has probably gone the way of so many good pubs. I do remember that at closing time we went back to the Castle and had a very good sing-song in an odd tower in the middle of the courtyard.
Ford Castle Berwick, 3&4 July
I could remember absolutely nothing about this until I looked up Ford Castle on Google, and even then it meant nothing.
The diary entry for Friday 2nd says “Travel to Berwick—left 9.45, arrived Ford 5.15—picked up two Blackwells—stayed Cookham (Coach House)—windy but dry—Blue Bell”
When I look up Cookham I find that it is a village just south of the Scottish Border and the village of Coldstream, and this does bring memories flooding back, albeit of the social side and nothing of the actual Battles.
Accommodation was difficult to find.. The Coach House had fairly recently been opened as a hotel but was expensive. However they did have an annexe at the back and we shared this with Dee and Brian on a B&B basis. Since then, apparently they have turned a whole range of old buildings into bedrooms.
But the main memory is of the Blue Bell. This was a quiet little pub beside the main road running south from Coldstream with an elderly Landlord & Landlady. Lunsfords took this pub over, and the diary for Saturday says
—dry and cold—wet as we went on the field, then sunny—Blue Bell—Meal—Good Singing and for Sunday sunny am—good battle—Blue Bell
I remember that the landlord couldn’t cope with the numbers, but Billie and another went behind the bar and took over, and the singing session on the Saturday was one of the best ever!
Of the battles themselves I have absolutely nothing, but we did manage to get to Coldstream, and on the Monday we went to see Housesteads on the Roman Wall, and Raby Castle.
One of the joys of this hobby of ours is seeing all these new places and sights!
Bristol, 7&8 September
The second Lunsford Major this year.
Janee White found the sponsor and became the Muster organiser, with me as Muster supervisor. I remember that on a couple of occasions we looked at a possible site at Ashton Park on the outskirts of Bristol. There was the possibility of a good battle site with a castellated gatehouse as a centrepiece but the campsite would have had to be out of the public park on the other side of a very busy main road, and in the end the venue was changed to Tyntensfield Court.
I am always appealing for help in remembering the details of these events, and I am most grateful to Janee for these comments:-
It was for Save the Children I'm almost certain. The original site was at Ashton Court Park but I can't remember why it fell through. It might have been because it was impossible to close the site to the public to charge admission as Ashton Court is publicly owned. The area rep for Save the Children was friendly with the gamekeeper at Tyntesfield which is how we found the new site. Ashton Court is just over the Clifton Suspension bridge from Bristol whereas Tyntesfield is between Bristol and Clevedon.
The owner was Lord Wraxall, hiss hiss. I don't know why he didn't like me but I took against him because he treated me as if I was an untrustworthy 10 year old. He didn't believe anything I said and checked up on everything I did. The phrase that rings in my mind is "I'm sorry, Miss White, but I do not find that convincing." I can only remember one example. We were going to use an outside loo for the powder store but for some reason he changed his mind at the last minute and I had to get all the paper work changed for somewhere else (maybe the sponsor's house?) The miserable old **** came around on the morning of the battle just to look in that damn loo! It still makes me see red after all these years! Looking back, I should probably have taken a leaf out of his book because several members of the committee did lie about what they had or more accurately, had not, done. I, however, didn't lie about anything.
I'm attaching a sketch-map of the site. I'm not really sure which 'arm' of the camp-site was Royalist and which Roundhead but the rest is fairly accurate I think. The battle field was good, fairly small, sloping down towards the gate into the camp-site. We spent ages placing the barrier so that the audience, on the slope, had no blind spots and my memory is that we opened the battle with a barrage from the roundhead guns.
Other things that I remember are the guard tent was a prefab office. I think the StC man (his name Geoff or Greg or something like that) got it from somewhere and it was brilliant, much better than a tent. Greg or Geoff had a good relationship with the police, when he was ready to leave he called the police and they came and escorted him home, well over the limit. Also, the (I think) Chief Constable told me when we got the licence for the beer tent, that if we weren't open when he came to inspect us then he would close us down. I think he came at about 1.30 on Sat night/Sun morn. The beer tent was amazing, they actually got in too much beer and it was in a huge row of barrels down the length of the marquee
On the left is Janee’s map. I agree with this except that at the top of the Battlefield, where she shows wood, there was a stone wall. The battle was supposed to represent the siege of Bristol and the wall symbolised the town wall of Bristol. Also, I think, the audience was across the bottom right hand corner of the field and basically looking away from the RA campsite. The horizontal bit of the camping site was reserved for the Merchant’s Row, which was quite big in those days, and in the corner of this, next to the entrance to the battlefield, was a field hospital set up by the TA. This was a new innovation, very handy because we got top rate medical cover for free, and the TA loved it too because it gave them real experience with real casualties, albeit mild, instead of just make believe
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Let’s see what Joan had to say.
Friday 6th –Arrive Tyntesfield 3.30—Angel Inn—Guard duty till 1.30am
Saturday 7th—lovely weather—battle at 2.30—very small audience—very rough battle
Sunday 8th—Lovely day again—better battle—Angel—Camp Fire
This was the Angel, two and a half miles from the site!
I seem to remember that the Lord Major attended the first day’s battle, which was poorly attended. The sponsor had unfortunately neglected the advertising, (I have the feeling that the committee member responsible for this resigned half way through) and we spent quite a bit of Saturday evening going round the locality putting up posters in the pubs and wherever we could to try to boost the numbers for Sunday, which was a little better. From our point of view it was a good weekend, with lovely weather for a change, but the poor audience meant that the sponsor fared badly.
To round the year off there was, of course, the Norwich Banquet on Nov 9th, and on Nov 16th we hosted 16 people for the Army Council Meeting, followed by 13 people on Sunday 10th for the Council of War.